Ahoy! Shiver me timbers, me mateys, it’s time for an arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh-tastically awesome holiday. Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, in which we all get a chance to let loose our inner Blackbeards and say things like “Avast!” and call people “salllllty daaaags.”
Created in 1995 in Albany, Oregon, International Talk Like a Pirate Day is held every year on September 19th and celebrates those scurvy denizens of the seas. Its parody nature has reached beyond the pirate loving community, and has been embraced by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (which, holy crap, why didn’t I know about that before starting the Holiday Month project?!). For more on this particular organization, and their relationship to pirates, please visit http://www.venganza.org/.
Thanks to the Pirates of the Caribbean films, pirates have taken on a very romanticized status in our culture. I’ve always found this to be kind of weird. We’re not talking about the musical Pirates of Penzance here, or heroic swashbucklers living the free life on the high seas. When it comes down to it, weren’t pirates thieves, murderers, and scoundrels? Weren’t they were dirty, drunken louts? Didn’t they chop off ears and blow up ships and do other dastardly things?
And yet we put them on a pedestal as if they are some kind of folk heroes. You don’t see us doing that with, say, crack dealers or muggers or even modern day pirates. I guess Johnny Depp can make anything look good.
Today, I celebrated by walking around and saying pirate things. I also tried to look the part, but lost so much depth perception with my patch that I just kept running into things all day. Oh well, it’s the sacrifice that was well worth it. So gather ‘round, me mateys. Tonight, we drink, and tomorrow, we sail!


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